A multi-talented bus driver

Our bus leaves at 9:30 for the 4 1/2 hour ride back to Lisbon. Same dusty hills, olive trees and villages. But we, after a bit, can't help but having our attention drawn to our "EVA BUS" driver.
Besides driving along the 120 km/hr. limit highway he smokes in our no-smoking bus, eats whole packages of cookies at a go, rings and talks in his cell-phone, and, WATCHES MOVIES!! After turning on a movie that I mistakenly thought was for the passengers' benefit, he uses 4 of every 5 seconds watching the movie himself: Watch movie for four seconds, glance at road for one. We're sitting up front, and counting.

Happy to arrive in one piece in Lisbon!!